This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
dave sends me the best snapchats during band
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
THIS IS STILL SO FUNNY
international women’s day is almost over where i live, so i’m glad i finished this in time.
me when i see new messages in my ask
Who wants to take a dip in Shrek’s swampy river?
this is the only acceptable cake to give me
i wake up to this fucking nonsense why are the new bubble notifications fucking orange i am steaming fuck this whenever the hell have notifications been fucking orange fuck it tumblr FUCK IT
it’s blood orange
i just fuckign love roxy so much she learns about this amazing power where she can make anything appear out of thin air
and then she just
dont pretend like you wouldn’t make a kick ass fort if you had unlimited building material.
Some “scary” animals would like you to have a better day.
2009 was 5 years ago let that sink in